When you see your friend with the person he/she...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Today is the last Friday of 2011. Reblog now or go...
God: Kill me a son.
Abraham: Man, you must be puttin' me on.
God: You can do what you want, Abe, but the next time you see me comin' you better run.
Abraham: Where you want this killin' done?
God: Out on Highway 61.